What EV

So it’s on – Australians will go to the polls on the 18th of May and already the level of hypocrisy and scaremongering from the right is staggering. Let’s have a look at one issue they’ve been particularly vociferous about so far; Electric Vehicles and Labor’s plan to have 50% of new vehicle sales to be EVs by 2030.

First the hypocrisy:
Here’s a report prepared for the Government in May 2018 – it’s what they’ve based most of their own paper-thin EV strategy on. It’s 103 pages so I won’t bore you with it all, but it’s worth remembering the Coalition has had this detailed information for 11 months and has published it on the arena.gov.au website, so they vouch for its veracity. Continue reading

F$#%king Credits and the toiletry habits of bears

  1. Night follows day.
  2. Bears sh!t in the woods.
  3. Politicians take you for fools.

Experience and logic demand that these axioms are accepted by us all; they are so obvious that evidence of their truth is surely not required.

Just in case though there remain any lingering doubts about the last of the above truisms, you need look no further for cast iron proof than the LNP’s current campaign against Labor’s proposed changes to the so-called ‘refunding’ of franking credits. Continue reading

Is the far right becoming the far, far away right?

Events in Christchurch last week have emotions running high on the entire range of the political spectrum.

Here in Australia the heinous event itself seems to have been overshadowed by the remarks of a politician who somehow got into Australian Parliament despite getting less votes in his electorate than he has fingers and toes.

Senator Fraser Anning sent out an incendiary tweet, essentially saying the mass murder of 50 people by a white supremacist was New Zealand’s fault for letting Muslim immigrants into the country in the first place.

Not content with that the Accidental Senator followed this up with an official media release that further illustrated the right wing beliefs of a man who attends white supremacist rallies on the taxpayers dime and then attended a gun show less than 48 hours after the shooting.

Understandably a hornet’s nest has been stirred and an egg to the back of the head from 17 year old Will ‘Egg boy’ Connelly is probably the least of the consequences he will face. Calls for censure and expulsion from parliament are coming thick and fast from the left while the right have leapt to his defence saying he is representing the views of the ‘silent majority’.

So let’s have a look at that – is the right way the right way according to most Australians?

There are two significant change.org petitions which have arisen from Anning’s remarks. One started 4 days ago calling for him to be removed and the other 3 days ago in response from the right supporting him.

Current numbers are illustrated below:

Hmm, bit embarrassing for the unite the right brigade this one. They’re both using the same platform with equal opportunity to share on social media and it’s a resounding loss to the right by well over a million people. Kind of looks like Fraser’s percentage of the vote.

Even more embarrassing when Egg Boy’s social media followers after two days now eclipse the flagship right wing organisation Reclaim Australia’s followers two to one.

Ok but that’s just social media stuff – it’s not real I hear the aggrieved shouts from the right saying. What about rallies? real people protesting with their feet?

Good question – let’s look at a tale of two marches in 2017.

In Sydney Reclaim Australia organised a Rally against Muslims and refugees in general on the Australia Day weekend. The timing couldn’t be better, pull on those Aussie xenophobic heart strings on our National Day weekend, get hundreds of Fuck Off – We’re Full and Ban The Burqa signs and march with the like minded masses.

Despite Reclaim Australia Rally having over 100k facebook followers and sharing the crap out of the event the response was a tad disappointing.

Yep there were two police for every person that marched – 50 protesters in total. I’d  say more but I’m sure they’re humiliated enough.

Now let’s contrast that with the Palm Sunday march in Melbourne a couple of months later which was held in support of migrants.

Here organisers were also disappointed with the turnout. The state SES had urged people to stay indoors but 4000 still turned up to support refugees and other newcomers to our shores.

It’s starting to look like the “silent majority” are not the force they think they are.

I know several people who tell me that Fraser Anning, Pauline Hansen, Peter Dutton etc. represent the views of mainstream Australia.

Recent election results in Victoria and Western Australia and the Wentworth by election which all resulted in landslide swings away from the right show they are incorrect.

Hot button issues like immigration and crime will always be divisive but the rhetoric is mainly perpetuated by politicians who’s self interest is their only interest.

We can maintain strong law and order, border protection and controlled immigration without the hardline, xenophobic attitudes that currently turn Australians against Australians.

This is Australia, land of my birth but not of my ancestors. They arrived by boat and so did most of yours. Good job Peter Dutton didn’t have a say in it.

So to answer the question – yes, the far right is getting further away from the views that the “average” Australian holds and they are becoming more desperate, vocal and vitriolic as they fade into eventual obscurity.

 

 

 

Facebook, Fake News and Irony

So we’ve all seen the memes on Facebook, you know the ones – anti Islamic detritus and similar divisive illustrations and “news” which are shared endlessly by “patriots” from the extreme right.

Turns out the posts that are shared around like the bong at a Cheech and Chong festival have a high chance of benefiting the very people they derided. Continue reading

Vote 1 Mav – Just Kidding!

So I just got banned from Steve Mav’s political page on the strength of two comment’s I put up in relation to this and a similar post he put up the next day spruiking his law and order “policy”:

Maybe I was a bit sarcastic in my replies:

This is ridiculous, why don’t you concentrate on real issues

and

Yep – we should go further though, lets have lynch mobs in hoods roaming the streets looking for boat people and the homeless. We could have a Super Sunday in each city where we can hang the fuckers en mass. Can we start with the woman who walks past every morning and lets her dog crap on the lawn?

We can get the CWA to provide sandwiches and chocolate crackles at half time

I got challenged on the first comment by a guy who wanted to know why it was a non issue and that’s simple – even if 99.9% of the people say yes to the question the law cannot and will not be changed, nor should it, so the meme is disingenuous at best, populist mob rousing at worst.

The second comment got me banned – sorry I upset you Steve. For a hard line non immigration and law and order advocate you are surprisingly sensitive. Continue reading

We’re Baaaack!

That’s right – the Grumps are back.

Fresh from a forced three year hiatus, due to a forgetful grump failing to renew our domain name and it’s subsequent hijacking by a domain squatter, we’re back to impart our cantankerous brand of social commentary on an unsuspecting world.

A lot’s happened in three years. Most of us Grumps have made the transition from our 40’s into our 50’s making us even more grumpy, America has made the transition from their first black president to their first orange one, and Australia’s population has reached 24 million – 7 million of whom Pauline Hanson wants sent home to where they came from. Ah Pauline what great Grump fodder you’ll provide.

Our facebook page is still active from way back when although most of the links direct you to pages that don’t exist anymore. I’d apologise but I’m a grump!

Anyhoo – watch this space. We have grumps dusting off their typewriters as we speak!

Stranger Than Fiction

The other day I had an epiphany. Through a series of bizarre and unlikely personal events I discovered that things which have always seemed obvious, black and white, beyond all reasonable doubt, may in fact not be so clear-cut after all. This was quite a painful and humbling experience.

It was on this said other day that my Facebook status, acting independently and with malice aforethought, updated itself to tell the world that I was visiting Hobart’s premier (ok, only) strip club, the Mens Gallery. Now I know what you are thinking – the Facebook status said you were at the Mens Gallery because you were at the Mens Gallery. That’s certainly what I’d think if I were you and you were the poor schmuck who’s social networking application is seemingly hell bent on trashing your reputation (such as it is). But as Richard Dawkins is my witness, I wasn’t there. Really. Continue reading

Anzac Daze

Let it not be said that I’m anything other than a committed, devoted supporter of ANZAC Day and all it stands for. Indeed, it is the very depth of that commitment that brings me to writing this piece. On the other hand, it is funny how the number of people who gush and bang on about remembering our heroes on ANZAC Day far exceeds the number that show up to the Dawn Service (impressive though the numbers that do are). Continue reading

Klu Klux Katter

I often wonder what sort of person actually supports Bob Katter. You don’t see them in the wine bar or coffee shop that’s for sure. The media generally portray him as a wacky eccentric, a bit of a harmless clown that no one does or should take too seriously. And fair enough, an intellectual giant he is not. I’ve always viewed him as I would a dodgy vindaloo – quite unpalatable and liable to give me a mild dose of the shits, but by and large of no real consequence to anything that actually matters in the world. Continue reading

The Dangers of Being Polite

My old mum always taught me not to be rude to people. ‘Treat others as you would have them treat you’, or something. I’ve always (mostly) tried to live by that golden rule, and don’t get me wrong, being nice to people can bring its own rewards; a warm inner glow, a pleasant smile, or a 10% discount. Sometimes however there are people in this world that take advantage of your better nature, preying upon your inner goodness in order to push their wonky barrow a bit further down the road to complete loopiness.

A few weeks ago my better half had a baby daughter. And what a wonderful experience that was! Hours of pain, stress, anxiety and sleeplessness culminating in the birth of a beautiful little girl (albeit one destined to bring years of further pain, stress, anxiety and sleeplessness). Little wonder then that after all those exertions we were so looking forward to that first precious evening together in the hospital room to allow us to recuperate and refresh our battered and weary bodies (my hand was particularly sore from all that squeezing during the latter stages), and to bond with our new acquisition. And very nicely it started out too … digital inventory was successfully completed, with the appropriate allocation of fingers and toes accounted for, eye colour determined (an uncommon and particularly stunning shade of blue), and a robust yet good natured debate about who had who’s nose and general head-shape. Which makes what happened next all the more s

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